"Excruciating"
The following verse
is the heart rending burst of
feeling of one of the Farm
High School students C......
who fell in love with the Pro-
fessors Hired Girl and was
cut out by another of the stu-
dents W..; Hear him groan
"Now if I could your hand dis-
kiver, I vow I'd swim the
Junia river; And, for to win
so fresh a bud, I'd wade up
to my neck in mud."
"Expectations"
A duel between Messrs Clarke
& Wox--a grand time at the
Fair in Boalsburg, the end of
the session, the school soon
to be rid of another fool in
the person of A. J. Kaufman.
"Queries"
Why is a certain student in the
Farm School like a person who
delights in falsehood--Ans.--
Because he is attached to
Lytleing (Lie-telling).
Why is the Editor of the W.A.L.S.
like frozen snow--Ans.--Because
he is rather crusty.
Why is the fourth story the most
religious story of the Schol--
Ans.--Because it has A. Church
in it.
What is "Berks" most noted for
Ans--His pious (pie-us) pro-
pensities.
Why are the above conundrums
like shawls from India--Ans--
Because they are far-fetched.
EN