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D.O.D, I can't stand the suspense any longer.
Tell me. Do you know yet whether June has
made it out the door. I've asked several
germans, and none of them know. You
know these krauts -- not too much upstairs.

Dad, I wouldn't recommend coming here.
You wouldn't believe all the foreigners
around here. It gives me the creeps.
They're so dumb. They don't even speak
very good.

Did you hear about the Italian who
showed the Polak this joke. He put his
hand against a tree and asked the Polak to
hit it. Before the P's hand got there the Itali
pulled his away. The polak though it was a
good joke so he wanted to do it to his brother
At home, he looked around for a tree but didn't
find any, so he puts his hand to his face
and asks his brother to hit his hand.

Kung Kung. Have you heard it already?
Have you heard whether God has given his
guest lecture to Jeff's Elem. God course yet?
How did it go over? I think that might
be interesting.

The Krauters talk like they are going to
send you Blutwurst (blood sausage) in a
can. Blech! Mrs. Krauter says its the
best around here. From a special place
in Germany.