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GW#2 - p26 (25)
NEET BOOK This is a really weird thing that someone gave me some excerpts from & I'm really not sure what the deal is with it but it's damn entertaining. It's called the Boomer's Bible and the excerpts I got were from the Book of Apes & the Punk Testament. It's written in the style of the Bible, but it's funny. I think they carry it at Europa and the second I get my next paycheck I'm gonna get down there & get a copy. It's great to read aloud, too!
NEET GUY Bill Rainey is the neatest guy. Perhaps you've seen his Objet Dart? It's a Dodge Dart covered in trophies & Trophy plaques & it's got all kinds of stuff in it it's fucking incredible! If you run into him remember he's really nice & he'll let you sit in the car & engrave something on one of the plaques. It's great public art & I say we need more of it!
GW#2 - p27 (inside back cover)
Tomato Time
Ok, so (I think I'm gonna start every piece in this issue with "Ok, so...") Ok, so, we went into Tower Records the other night to look at zines or books or something, and we go offered a sample of fucking Calvin Klein perfume! I said, "So how is it that you got hooked up passing out perfume samples?" He said, "Because One is a new, unique fragrance specially formulated for use by both men and women!" "OH MY GOD!!. "I shrieked, "now I can piece it all together. A record store. A new unique fragrance. A perfect match!" What the fuck folks? I guess I should have seen it coming when I went to the super-mega-Tower in Chicago. It was like a fucking mall in there! It had CD's, tapes, books, magazines, zines, clothes, everything except records. They should change their name or something. Tower Perfume (and shit).
GANK ALERT: Do not, I repeat, do not buy the November 1994 issue of High Society with "Bad Girl Barrymore's Bare Breasts." It sucks. It's 6 bucks and all it has is some movie stills and a picture of a breast, it's not necessarily hers even, cause it's not even attached to a body. Well here's the best parts:
Just rent some of her movies. Poison Ivy is really hot and Doppelganger is a really predictable horror flick. It's really bad, but you get to see her bein' sexy and all. And Gun Crazy is good and violent and it has a cameo by Joe Dallesandro of Warhol fame!
